Friday, November 19, 2010

Best Truck Salesman EVER.

Buy a truck, get a Kalashnikov. Does it get any better than that?

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Buy a Truck, Get a Free AK-47

AOL News (Nov. 15) -- A truck dealership in Florida is firing up sales with the promise of a rapid-fire machine gun.

Customers have been streaming into Nations Trucks in Sanford, near Orlando, purchasing two dozen vehicles since the sale campaign began on Veterans Day last week. Each new truck owner also walks out with a free AK-47.

"We've tripled our business," general sales manager Nick Ginetta told AOL News. "We knew it would be controversial, but it's been a phenomenal response."

An image of the semiautomatic rifle is taped to the showroom's window to lure shoppers.


Buyers receive a $400 voucher good for one Kalashnikov at Shoot Straight, a weapons dealer with several locations in the Sunshine State.

All prospective gun owners must meet state and federal gun-control laws, but Ginetta has still drawn fire from anti-gun activists and alarmed neighbors.

"I've had calls from mothers who say, 'You're giving my son a machine gun.' But once I explain exactly how it works, people are understanding," he said.

If drivers don't want to bear arms, Ginetta will apply the money to the price of the truck or give them cash back. But he said most people opted for the Romanian-made AK-47 model, famous for its durability in extreme environments.

Gun-control activists criticized the marketing ploy at Nations Trucks.

"These aren't deer rifles that he's giving away," said Paul Helmke, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence. "He's saying here's a gun that bank robbers use."

There's been a bit of a backlash for introducing the promotion for a weapon manufactured by a Cold War enemy of the United States on Veterans Day.


"There are a lot of veterans that would like to take him up on that deal. I'm not one of them," Dana Rouch, a veteran of World War II, Korea and Vietnam, told local news station Channel 13.

But Ginetta said the decision was strictly an economic one.

"They're so many made that the cost of the weapon is so cheap," Ginetta said. "We would have loved to offer an AR-15 made in this country, but the cost is tremendous."

American-made vehicles are the bread and butter of the dealership, he added.

A Missouri auto dealer also threw in a complimentary AK-47 to customers last year, Fox News reported.

The discount expires at the end of November.

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This is GREAT! More people get a great semi-auto weapon, the local economy improves, and the dealer gets more cash! What's not to love? Notice the hilarious cluelessness of the article. "Rapid-fire machine gun" they say. No, it's a semi-auto rifle. Notice the Brady Campaign guy's rant. "These aren't deer rifles" is what he says. Actually, they can be deer rifles. Very good ones, too. Roughly .30 caliber, very effecient at game-getting. Plus, ammo is cheap compared to other deer rounds. "Here's a gun that bank robbers use." So? Bank robbers also use knives, shotguns, Uzis, the occasional MP5 or AR-15, and a wide variety of handguns. What Mr. Gun Control is REALLY thinking is "Oh no! This is a Russian gun that looks scary and wet my pants! BANK ROBBERS!!!" It's big and scary, yes. But I know of a bunch of people who own these things and have never considered robbing a bank.

Anyway, I want one of these guns. Big, scary, reliable, relatively powerful, and cheap. Tough to beat.

5 comments:

Miles Veritatis said...

"Big, scary, reliable, relatively powerful, and cheap. Tough to beat."

You have much to learn, much indeed...

Drake said...

It's more powerful, cheaper, and more reliable than an AR-15, I can tell you that, and it is big and scary. What did I miss?

Anyway, you gotta admit this idea is great.

Evelyn said...

What a lovely scenario: The hot-headed teenager gets a weapon, whilst I and the rest of the sane world run screaming into the night. Methinks an AK-47 is the last think you need... ;) But as to the marketing scheme, it was pretty smart.

Miles Veritatis said...

Oh I think it's a great idea, I nerded out when I heard that news myself... however, I think I could make a sound argument for the AR-15. Modern technology has done wonderful things for the platform. I've seen AR's outperform AK's in fine particulate torture tests and I myself ran mine for 6 months and over 700 rounds without cleaning or lubrication without a single malfunction.

More powerful? Sure, it's firing what's essentially a modernized .30-30... better for its intended purpose? Not necessarily. I'll give it cheaper, for what it's worth... I don't regret selling mine though, not for a minute. I'm infinitely more pleased with my AR-15.

Drake said...

When it comes to urban combat or extremely harsh conditions, the AK definitely outperforms the AR-15. Each one has its own niche. When it comes to armored targets or targets utilizing cover, the 7.62 gets the job done better, since the .223 almost always fails to tumble if hitting a target through armor or cover, the tumbling being the one advantage besides long-range precision that it has over the hard-hitting 7.62X39.

I still cannot get over the horrible performance of that WASR-10 you let me shoot, though. Hope you can fix that thing!